Maggie Thatcher

14 = Games since last win
6 = points from safety
0 = pundits tipping us to beat Villa
0 = goals scored in previous three games
1 = talkSPORT colleagues at the game who support Villa ready to give me stick

68 minutes into our must win game against Aston Villa we deservedly score our first of the game. Unfortunately it was in the wrong net. At this point Fulham were getting relegated.

Four minutes later and our very own Margaret Thatcher lookalike set up Simon Davies (he of the personally penned chant 'Simon Davies, Simon Davies, only scores goals in 3-1 defeats) to bring us back from the brink.

And with four minutes remaining, our £6 million man Diomansy Kamara (more useless than 'Useless Bob' aka Steve Marlet) loses control of the ball and somehow draws a foul from England's Curtis Davis. Up steps Jimmy (he's better than Frank Lampard, he's better than Stevie Gerrard, he's Jimmy Bullard) and Craven Cottage detonates.

It's been a while since I've said this but I quite like football.....sometimes.